Talking Clock

  A drunken man shows his friends around his new house late on night. They see a big gong in his bedroom.

  “What’s that big gong for?” one of his friend asks.

  “It’s …not a gong. It’s …a talking …clock” the drunken man replies.

  “A talking clock?”

  “Yes.”

  “How does it work?” the second friend asks.

  “Watch,” the drunken man says. He picks up a hammer and gives it a big pound. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall shouts “Be quiet! It’s ten past three in the morning!”

會(huì)說話的鐘

 一天深夜，一個(gè)醉漢帶他的朋友參觀自己的新房子。他們在他的臥室里看到一個(gè)大鑼。

  “那個(gè)大鑼是做什么用的？”其中一個(gè)朋友問。

 “那不是。。。。。。一個(gè)鑼，是。。。。。。一個(gè)會(huì)說話的。。。。。。鐘”醉漢回答說。  “會(huì)說話的鐘？”

  “是的。”

  “它怎么說話？”第二個(gè)朋友問。

  “看”醉漢說。他拿起一個(gè)錘子，用力地敲了一下鑼。突然，墻的另一邊有人大喊：“安靜些吧！現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)是凌晨3點(diǎn)10分了！”